Happy Hormones Program
Are you ready to ditch painful periods, mood swings, hot flashes, and monthly migraines for good?
If there was a way to guarantee periods you don’t even see coming, a libido that puts the glimmer back in your partner’s eye, months without migraines, or planning your life around mood swings…
Would you be ready to commit a few months to balancing your hormones?
Could you give up all the tinctures, creams, and pills you’ve relied on for so long?
Would you feel motivated to find out once and for all the ROOT cause of your symptoms?
WHY HAVEN’T YOU BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT YET?
Your TO-DO list is longer than the line for the “It’s a Small World” at Disney.
Between your kids, partner, work, house, puppy that won’t. freaking. house. train...
...you are running on fumes. Totally tapped out of energy to focus on yourself.
Your doctor’s bad advice has made you feel like it’s your fault! “If you’d just lose 20 pounds…”
Going it alone without a support system feels so daunting.
You really just don’t know where to start.
None of it is your fault. But there IS something you can do about it...
What if there was a way to be totally done with:
Embarrassing mood swings
Soul-sucking fatigue
Excruciating period cramps
Mood-killing lack of libido
Migraines that knock you out for days
‘Fat-pants’ days due to bloating
…all without prescription meds or giving up chocolate?
Your partner needs his companion back. He misses the playful, energetic woman he met. But you're uncomfortable in your own skin. You don't feel like yourself anymore.
You want to be present for your kids. To chase them around the yard. To enjoy them instead of losing your temper.
You know something needs to change
For your family. For your career. For yourself.
You deserve to feel better than this.
You deserve a healthcare experience where your symptoms and concerns are listened to…
Where you not only have the steps to follow, but the support to make sure you can make it to your end goal.
You’re not alone!
Millions of women just like you suffer through these awful symptoms.
They think they’re destined to feel miserable.
They face every day with dread of the cramps, the mood swings, being weepy over every. little. thing.
They’ve been told “If you’d just lose some weight…” as if it's their fault they feel like crap.
Is that you?
Are you tired of asking yourself:
"IS THIS REALLY MY LIFE?"
Imagine
Waking up feeling like you'd had the most solid sleep of your life...
…without having to take sleep pills or change your clothes in the middle of the night. (Goodbye, night sweats.)
Having the energy to chase your kids around the yard…
…without having to stop and rest every 5 minutes. (Or worse, watch from the window because you're in too much pain.)
Having your Newlywed Sex Life back. The Saturday nooners, the booty squeezes just because. Your libido has returned in FULL FORCE…
…and your relationship with your partner is deepening every day because of it.
Your period sneaking up on you again…
…without 3 days of misery on the couch. Heating pad, chocolate and Midol your ever-present company.
Feeling like your "old" self again. The one who enjoyed life…
...never had to hide from loved ones and wasn't ashamed of the way she'd acted when she was hormonal.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE YOU?
"If I just practice more mediation/breathing/exercise, I wouldn’t feel so anxious and stressed out all the time."
Your stress and irritability are not caused by your activity level. You can't breathe your way to balanced hormones. When you fix the real problems, those symptoms melt away.
"My doctor says birth control is my only option. It makes me feel crazy - but I guess I just have to deal with it."
Synthetic hormones, expensive creams, tinctures and pills can be a thing of the past when we solve the REAL problem.
"Everyone in my family has awful periods. I'm just genetically disposed to it"
You are NOT destined to have painful periods, migraines, irritability, fatigue. They're not normal. And there IS something you can do about it.
"The doctor said my lab tests are normal. So it must not be hormonal."
When you get to the root cause of your symptoms, you'll never have to get those inaccurate and incomplete labs again.
HERE'S WHAT'S TRUE:
You CAN feel hopeful for your future and have the energy to pursue your dreams again.
You CAN actually have energy (and desire) to have sex again so you can feel connected to your partner again.
You CAN have months where your cycle comes around and you don’t even see it coming - no cramps, no heavy flow, no bloating, diarrhea or abdominal pain and NO MIGRAINES!
You can get control of your life back.
I get the struggle.
I understand you because I was you.
In 2011 I thought I was losing my mind. My periods became so painful I had to literally crawl to the bathroom. My husband barely recognized me anymore. The mood swings were so out of control, I wanted to hide from everyone for several days every month.
Not to mention insomnia, hot flashes, bloating, and lack of energy. I was miserable
As an RN, I learned a lot from western “modern” medicine. I trusted it. But it was failing me.
Doctor after doctor treated me like I was crazy. But I knew there had to be a reason I was suffering.
So I set out to find it. Through my own health crisis, I learned that an integrative approach to my own health was essential. Western medicine AND natural healing.
In 2017 I launched the Happy Hormones program, an international program for women, after years of working with women 1:1. It's my mission to help women just like you and me to never have to suffer from their awful hormone symptoms again.
I am in the business of helping others experience true physical, emotional and spiritual freedom.
I have a deep appreciation and understanding that we are mind, body and spirit, and health issues need to be treated holistically.
If you want to be free from your painful, embarrassing monthly symptoms once and for all…
If you want to live your life on your own terms, not being a slave to your mood or cramps…
If you’re ready to hide your heating pad because you don’t ever need it anymore…
If you’re ready to be nurtured and supported into hormone freedom...
This is the program for you.
Real. Sustainable. Results.
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I am both relieved and upset that my doctor never told me any of this. I just can't help but think of all the years I wasted feeling miserable because I didn't understand my cycle and what to focus on.
Casey
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This program is essential. I too was one of those "know it all's" that thought I could do it on my own because I had already done so much research. It was essential to my healing to have a coach!
Rebekah
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Having a team available to help me understand my tracking, what my cycle was telling me, left me feeling really empowered to make changes with my hormones! I feel like I can trust my body again!
Emily
INTRODUCING
The Happy Hormones Full-Service Program
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Andrea Jones
Registered Nurse, Holistic Hormone Coach, Inner Healing & Deliverance Pastor
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Karly McGill
Registered Nutritionist, Integrative Medicine Practitioner, Mindset Coach
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Liz Lewis
Happy Hormones Alumni & Client Support Specialist
What’s Included:
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Get lifetime access to our members-only website where you receive all of the foundational training to address the root causes of your hormone imbalance.
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For every weekly protocol, you will have access to a 20 minute video to help you deep dive into your hormone health so you understand the REAL reasons why your body is freaking the heck out.
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Focus on one action task each week so you can wave goodbye to the overwhelm of healing your hormones with this step-by-step process!
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No more guessing what foods to focus on with targeted nutrition for each specific phase of hormone healing you are in.
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Receive support from our team 5 days a week in our private Facebook group.
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Use our private and secure client portal for tracking food/mood/hormone progress with easy access through the app on your phone.
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Join our group Zoom calls to further support and personalize this process so that it is 100% your own.
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Receive your welcome package in the mail with free shipping that includes everything you need to assist you on your 12 week journey.
To help make the process as smooth for you as possible, you’ll receive the following bonuses:
This program has transformed the lives of hundreds of women just like you. I’m so confident that you’ll find everything you need to take control of your life and your hormones. In fact, I’m SO confident that I don’t offer a money-back guarantee.
If you attend each training and follow each step and make the changes we’ll outline for you…
...you WILL receive results.
Go all in. Don’t back our or hesitate when something doesn’t work by day 3. This program is a full 3 months because it does take that long for your body to make a real transformation. Commit to yourself for those 12 weeks.
Commit to being supported and encouraged as you reach your goal.
You deserve it. And so does your family. They deserve to have the very best version of YOU.
FAQs
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Questions for YOU: Is your time free? Is your pain worth nothing? Is money anything but an exchange of energy? You are investing SO MUCH of your time and energy into feeling like garbage. Your life is passing you by while you don’t get to the root cause of your symptoms. Your investment in your health and happiness will have a lifetime ROI. Can you put a number on your health? Can you price the years of awful pain you’ll avoid in the future? It’s priceless. So yes, YOU ARE WORTH THE INVESTMENT!
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The lotions, rubs, tinctures, even the synthetic hormones have been like putting a bandaid on a bullet hole. You’ve never been able to rid yourself of these awful symptoms because you have not gotten to the ROOT cause and eliminated it. This program takes you on a journey of eliminating what’s causing you pain and adding in what will heal you. With my 1-on-1 guidance, you’ll never feel alone in the process.
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We all have enough time to take care of ourselves. Think about how much time you spend being miserable. Now imagine taking that time and putting it toward what absolutely lights you UP in life. That’s what this time investment will give you. In less than an hour every week, you’ll finally have the reins to your life back!
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Unfortunately not. But we do accept HSA!
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Yes, because PCOS and endometriosis have the same root causes of painful periods, mood swings, irritability and fatigue. By applying these principles to your life, you will find relief from all of your womanly woes.
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Yes. Because this process is 100% personalized to you and your individual needs. You'll just check in with your hormone coach (me!) for recommended swaps.
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No problem! I will help you find foods that nourish your body AND satisfy your picky taste buds. You will not have to give up your favorites or choke down things you hate. Promise!
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Yes! I didn't want the investment to be the reason you don't get the help you need. So I've created a few different options. You'll find the different payment options on the checkout page.
WONDERING IF THE HAPPY HORMONE PROGRAM IS FOR YOU?
This program was created for women who:
Are sick and tired of being sick and tired. They’re ready to make a big change in their life to feel better!
Know they need to change some things, but don’t know where to start! They’ve researched and Googled a ton, but are still confused about what can actually help.
Don’t want to go it alone. Knowing how much a cheerleader, friend and coach will help them, they’re ready to be part of a team to tackle their hormone issues.
Know they just need a step-by-step approach that can be done no matter how much they have on their plate.
Are committed to the process and journey. They know it won’t be an overnight fix. But with a few tweaks, they’ll make HUGE changes in a few months.
You’re ready to ditch painful periods, mood swings, hot flashes and monthly migraines for good!
You’re desperate to have your energy “old self” back!
There IS a way to guarantee periods you don’t even see coming, a libido that puts the glimmer back in your partner’s eye, months without migraines, or planning your life around your mood swings…